Permission slip for Brazil trip.

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

 

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:​

 

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

 

 

 

​Time of return

Date:​Time of departure:​         NOT to exceed:​

 

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women.  I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Amount of alcohol allowed (units)​  Beer​  Wine​     Liquor​Total

Location:​From:​To:​

Location:​From:​To:

Location:​From:​To:

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Locations to be visited

 

 

 

 

Females with whom conversation

is permitted

 

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not with standing the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer.  Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

 

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

 

 

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

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Request is: APPROVED              DENIED

 

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.

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Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:

 

 

 

Date:​Time of departure:​Time of return:

 

 

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:​