Keith will be running our security detail while in Brazil. He is a highly trained killing machine and can double as an excellent cook & mechanic. Keith hails from Worksop and is a proud Sheffield United fan. Only teasing, Big Keith supports the Owls the one time great Sheffield Wednesday.
Maybe one day soon an Arabian prince will buy the owls and import all the great foreign players to make Sheffield great again just like Man Shitty.
Keith's nickname is big nose, not quite sure of its origin. He has been in intensive training for our upcoming trip, he has put in long hours in many different fancy wine bars & taverns just so he can keep up the pace with Les ( soon to be introduced as a principle ) and not to be left out Devo. This trio could put the wind up Oliver Reed & Keith Moon.
Keith has played football with our team since the early 90s, recently his promising career was cut short, he was in his prime with a possible call up to the national team on the cards. He had to have knee replacement surgery, he opted out of the 2 for 1 deal, which was he coulda had brain surgery also.
This photo was taken the day of Keith's wedding, as it goes Little legs was spinning the records that night. Their was much fun & merriment and a good time was had by all.
It's just a little over 4 weeks till I depart and already the panic has started, I'll be a right nervous nelly on that plane.
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